Please, ask me for money. I have a rich father on Östermalm as my father.
Excuse me. I´m a trillionaire. I have 300 trillion dollars. I have a rich father. He lives in the suburb Östermalm in Stockholm. If anyone of you need 100 000 dollars for emergency money, please ask me and give me your account number. It makes the whole process easier. If you do not belive me, I cannot do anything for you.
If you wonder how this is possible, I've been adopted recently. That was the big change that I could not speak about before, only now. My life has taken a new direction after that.
God gives salary to whom he wants to give salary to.
And how my father can be so rich? He invested in gold and silver in the right moment. Three weeks ago. Do it yourselves. Then you do not need to even ask me for money. If you do wise decisions, you will get money. Just ask Ulf Ekman, our worst economist. Even he knows about that. It is easy mathematics. So. Invest in gold and silver. There is a gold and silver rally going on. Throw yourself upon the bandwagon, before it leaves. If you do not believe me, google. Take the robots to help educate yourself.
Is there 300 trillion dollars in the world? Ask google again. The bubble is even bigger than that, man. And much bigger, too. Excuse if the level of the article is too high. I am such an educated amateur economist. I understand almost anything of worth in the field.
